Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator

USA Today, The World Tomorrow

USA Today continues to pose, via their "Snapshots" feature, the vital questions facing Americans in this time of crisis:

Where do Hall of Famers come from?

What's the biggest source of fraud complaints?

What is your favorite sea creature?

What states attract the most out-of-state freshmen?

What's the most popular state tree?

When was your last eye exam?

Do most kids prefer instant messaging to telephoning?

These things wouldn't even pass muster in a 7th-grade slam book.
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