Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator


Spin-L.P., Chicago’s finest
Doubleplusgood while you’re a minus
Playin’ like Schroeder while you suck like Linus
Thumb in your mouth ‘til you clog your sinus
Rhinoplasty I’ll perform
On your nasty no-good form
Shake my hive you’ll feel my swarm
That’s no jive, you’re cold not warm
This kind of surgery’s not elective
Wish your rhymes were more selective
Does no good to be protective
Your freestylin’s ineffective
Shut you out and make that door lock
Underground like a hardcore Morlock
My shit’s gold like Adam Warlock
Disrupt your flow like a person from Porlock
Yeah, that’s right, some stealthy reference
Leave you baffled, that’s my preference
If you don’t show proper deference
You can suck on my vas deferens
I’m anatomically correct
No respect for your defect
Big-head rappers I have wrecked
Like my left I will connect
Bust you up like De La Hoya
Stick and move and sting like cholla
Dress you down like a jailhouse lawyer
Devour you, son, like in a Goya
So sit back in your recliners
Crawl back in your moms’ vaginas
Leo I, your old-school highness
Spin-L.P., Chicago’s finest
Tags: music

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