Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator


I'm going up to the Twin Cities this weekend to visit my awesome girlfriend ninafarina and her duce adoribile. This will, unfortunately, put me out of Chicago during the weekend of the Air & Water Show. I hate to miss all the dipshit yokels driving in from Iowa to gawk skyward as they crawl along LSD, not to mention how sad I will be at not getting to see jets hurtling at skyscrapers all weekend and sonic booms interrupting my concentration for three straight days, but these are the kinds of sacrifices you have to make when you're in a relationship. Maybe at least I can get Shauna to re-create some of the fun by waking me up at 6AM with a terribly loud noise and then selling me a ten-ounce bottle of water for five dollars.
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