Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator

Which member of the Godhead are YOU?

1. My favorite food is:

(a) manna
(b) figs
(c) I don’t eat

2. On the weekend, I like to relax by:

(a) smiting the children of Israel with a plague for their insolence
(b) cleansing lepers
(c) appearing over the heads of the faithful in the form of a tongue of flame

3. My favorite band is:

(a) God’s Favorite Band
(b) The Jesus Lizard
(c) Norman Greenbaum

4. My relations with the opposite sex can best be described as:

(a) condemnatory
(b) nonexistent
(c) I have no sex to be opposed

5. I really, really hate:

(a) Baal
(b) fig trees that are not in season
(c) the fact that I am considered the Ringo of the Holy Trinity

6. If I had a nickname, it would be:

(a) “Short Fuse”
(b) “The J-Man”
(c) “Who?”

7. My best friend is:

(a) a huge two-headed beast covered in eyeballs who spits thunder and chants “Holy, Holy, Holy” all day and night
(b) stupid
(c) myself

8. I look upon Satan as:

(a) a big fucking ingrate
(b) the Tempter
(c) another guy who’s lucky enough to have a body

9. I fear for my life when I catch a glimpse of:

(a) Friedrich Nietzche
(b) Caiaphas
(c) the Ghostbusters

10. When it comes right down to it, I’m just your average, ordinary:

(a) omnipotent, all-seeing, vengeful sky-god
(b) deranged, pre-industrial hippie
(c) nebulous theological doohickey
Tags: jeebus, laffs, polls

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