Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
ludickid

It's official: I am both very bored and absolutely and unquestionably going to hell.



Here we are, face to face
A couple of Nazi spoons
Hopin’ to find we’re two of a kind
Suppress the Czechs, lands we’ll annex
Together
We’re gonna win this war
Together
Conquer from shore to shore
To learn all about how work can make you free
Two Nazi spoons together
You and me

*

She’s an SS She-Wolf, pretty and bright with soft curls
She’s an SS She-Wolf, a girl unlike other girls
She’s named Ilsa Koch, and I grant you
She’ll implant you in horrible medical experiments
She’s an SS She-Wolf, and she’ll shut down your defense

She’s fantastic, quite bombastic
Lampshade skins here and there
She’s an SS She-Wolf, brings death and horror everywhere

*

Just sit right back and you’ll hear a tale, a tale of a mighty Reich
That started with a Beer Hall Putsch as violent as you like
The boss was a former corporal who rose to mighty heights
He soldiered on and ‘twas Berlin on which he set his sights
On which he set his sights

Ernst Rohm, he started acting tough – party control was rocked
If not for the courage of the Sonderdienst
The Homeland might be lost
The Homeland might be lost

At last they gained control of this corrupt and false regime
With Seyss-Inquart
And Goering too
Von Ribbentrop and his wife
Ol’ Rosenberg
There was Luther and Wilhelm Frick
Here in Nuremberg’s trial!

*

They’re martial and they’re racial
They come from outer spatial
They’re really in-your-facial
The Goebbels family

In charge of propaganda
That’s heard across the landa
It’s their own special branda
The Goebbels family

White!
Right!
Recondite!

So if you’re into scarin’
Come see ‘em if you’re darin’
But only if you’re Aryan
The Goebbels family

*

Our empire held together for a thousand years
And I bet it stays together for a thousand more
Oh, it’s like I started breathing when the ghettos fell
And I can’t remember who we ever shot before
What would we do, baby, without Jews?
What would we do, baby, without Jews?
And there ain’t no nothin’ we can’t blame the Hebrews for
What would we do, baby, without Jews?
Ju-hoo-den raus!

*

Whatever happened to good ol’ Hungary?
Poland, Austria, no Russians can I see
Everywhere you look, everywhere you go
There’s the Reich, a land to hold on to
Everywhere you look, everywhere you go
There’s some lebensraum for you
Everywhere you look
When you’ve enslaved the Slavs and you’re allied with Rome
A train is waiting to deport them from home
Everywhere you look, everywhere you look

*

Who can run the world down with a tank?
Who can invade a neighbor state and turn control over to Hans Frank?
Well, it’s Hitler, and he sure knows it
With each act of warlike aggression he shows it

Europe’s all around, no need to waste it
You can have a town if you just take it
You’re gonna slaughter one and all!
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