Anyway, my gal ninafarina and I are going to take Li'l' Duce to the Minnesota State Fair next weekend. I'm really excited about it, because I am six years old and think state fairs are awesome. I've never been to the Illinois state fair since it's way the fuck down in Springfield, and the Arizona state fair was always a bit cactus- and imperialism-focused for my tastes, but I basically love the whole concept. Given that I am a fun-hating, Disneyland-despising, cold lump of mean, I become functionally retarded when faced with state fairs, Christmas and comic books, which is proof of something, probably that I am autistic or perhaps just stupid. Anyway, here's a poll:
What is the most totally awesome thing about state fairs?
What other thing am I forgetting that makes state fairs totally awesome?