Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator

Academy of the Overplated

On the subject of the next issue of the High Hat, this edition’s special section will be “The Academy of the Underrated” – the critically or publicly ignored or reviled, reassessed by our crack staff of unpaid life-wasters. Unfortunately, as much as we’d love to publish everything we get, space is limited, and we had to reject the following pitches. Apologies to those who didn’t make the cut, including:

Lionel Fanthorpe: The James Joyce of Gamlingay Village
Patricia Highsmith’s Women: A Study in Three Dimensions
Marc Singer’s Most Challenging Roles
Guns, Boom Mics and Empty Warehouses: The World of Albert Pyun
Does Existence Precede Essence, or What?: The Interior Landscapes of Cherry Poptart
Joe Dolce: No, Whatsa Matta
The 2003 Detroit Tigers, Revisited
There’s a Heart Where My Wang Should Be: The Golden Age of “Love Is”
Nicolae Ceacescu and the Myth of the Dictator
Vincent Gallo’s
The Brown Bunny: Hey, Like You’ve Ever Gotten Your Prosthetic Cock Sucked By Chloe Sevigny
Brief Interviews with People Who Think the Last Episode of
The Prisoner Made Perfect Sense
Bret Easton Ellis: A Revolution in Creative Editing
Adrian Tomine, the Blatantly-Ripping-Off-Dan-Clowes Years
“My Son is Day-ud! You Bas-terd!”: Andie MacDowell and the Art of Forced Line Readings
David Gerrold: Nearly Half a Dozen Episodes of
Land of the Lost and Every Goddamn One a Gem
How “Mallard Fillmore” Solved the Israel-Palestine Conflict
Anne Murray, Gordon Lightfoot & Celine Dion: How Three Canadians Revolutionized American Rock
Winning Isn’t Everything, or For That Matter, Anything: The Triumphs of Anna Kournikova
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