Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator

Contains a sample of "Main Theme from 'Escape from Precinct 13'", John Carpenter

He’s deep inside your basement
He’s underneath the stair
He’s in a glass encasement that you keep inside your lair
He’s busting out like June is
Got five on it like Luniz
While you’re stuck there in the middle like that shorty Frankie Muniz
He’ll execute like Texas
He’ll punish you like Nexus
His beats hit like a Lexus driving through your solar plexus
He’s cursing you with hexes
He’s silencing the sexist
His moves are barely legal like Sudetenland annexes
His mic command directs us
The beat he drops affects us
His rhymes and style get inside like the anthrax that infects us
He’s hotter than your exes
He’s vanquishing your vexes
He’s surfing like Submariner with “Imperius Rex!”es
The photogenic phraser
Throat cutting like a razor
Your man is ego-trippin’ like his name’s Paul Michael Glaser
Decliner and appraiser
He’s finer than a laser
You better drink the coffee if you want the closer’s blazer
The DJ’s the selecter
Who slides into your sector
Delivering the virus via airborne earborne vector
He schools you like a rector
And eats you up like Lector
If you want to start to hector then you better come correcter
Now you got an angry rap
Yeah, you throw a beef fajita
You’re busting on the faggots like you’re Orange Juice Anita
Mauling bitches like a cheetah
Thinking that it makes you sweeta
But you’re just a fuckin’ animal needs rescuin’ by PETA
‘Cause you’ve come into the teepee
Of the Commandant of Creepy
And he doesn’t need a Valium, your rhymes have made him sleepy
And it’s easy now to see, G
Your CD is a cheapie
And Spin-L.P. will bust you down like one…two…three!
Tags: junk, music

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