LA MANO NERA. Italy's #1 superhero, 'The Black Hand' fights evil with his daring combination of natty, well-tailored suits and brutal gangland violence. Civilian identity: spokesman for Barilla pasta. Cannot seem to get the better of his old foe, Ethiop. Forms a superhero team every few years, but it tends to collapse into squabbling withing weeks. Constantly feuding with El Dominicano over who gets to wear the sleeveless t-shirt.
MADEMOISELLE SUISSE. Tends not to get involved in crimefighting too heavily, but is well-liked by heroes and villains alike for her financial acumen. Has amazing power to survive huge battles despite never taking sides. Trilingual. Vulnerable to Kryptonite, vehicle emissions, gold bullion. Denies having torrid affair with Captain Nazi in the 1940s.
KIM CHEE. Official protector of the Korea peninsula is a brilliant student with the power to split into two halves which then bicker and fight with each other for years on end. May have power to launch nuclear dealth-blasts, and then again, may not. Constant distraction to Captain America. Holds grudges against all other regional superheroes. Arch-foe, Devil Dog, has not been seen in several years.
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