Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
ludickid

Whoregaggin'

Once more: if you can possible get to St. Paul, MN by tomorrow at 5PM, haul your ass to the Turf Club and go to this. I'll thank you, my girlfriend will thank you, and when all is said and done, you'll thank you.

In other news, here's some mental illness humor.

Q.: Why did the sociopath cross the road?
A.: Because he knew the road was a pussy and wouldn't do anything about it.

Q.: Why did the dyslexic throw his clock out the window?
A.: Because he wanted to make flime ty.

Q.: How do you make a manic depressive float?
A.: Up her dosage.

Q.: What's the difference between a Porsche and a person with self-esteem issues?
A.: There is no difference.

Q.: How many hebephrenics does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A.: Purple.
Tags: laffs, whorin'
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