Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
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The Stupidest Poll in the History of LiveJournal

For gents only, or ladies with penises. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT RIGHT FELLAS whoo.

Poll #577621 Terlet Humor

Brand?

American Standard
12(38.7%)
Crane
1(3.2%)
Eljer!
0(0.0%)
Sani-Flush
0(0.0%)
SANITARIOS MARACAY
1(3.2%)
store brand
3(9.7%)
Who even looks at the goddamn brand?
6(19.4%)
I don't even know what you're talking about
2(6.5%)
Wait, SANITARIOS MARACAY?
1(3.2%)
I am a pretty lay-tee
5(16.1%)

Cigarette butt?

TRASH IT DUDE
8(24.2%)
I might poke it around a little if I've been drankin'
8(24.2%)
Gross
10(30.3%)
I check to see if it's still smokable
0(0.0%)
Oh, my delicate feminine sensibilities
7(21.2%)

Ice?

PARTY TIME MELT THAT SHIT
14(41.2%)
Whaaaa?
4(11.8%)
Whoooo!
4(11.8%)
Ha ha, MAAAAN
4(11.8%)
I don't even know what this question is about and yet I'm offended
8(23.5%)

Trough?

GOOD TIMES
2(5.9%)
I will use one when I feel like being a savage barbarian
10(29.4%)
Shit, man, I'll use a fuckin tree if I have to
13(38.2%)
YEAH MAN plus they always got them ads for Viagra and ATVs I can look at
0(0.0%)
My estrogen sours at the very concept
9(26.5%)

Cell phone?

Who the hell am I gonna call?
9(26.5%)
Don't you know the expression about what you should never whistle while you're doing?
14(41.2%)
Maybe, if like I need to borrow money or tell someone about what I did to the cigarette butt
2(5.9%)
I want to, but the reception blows in there
3(8.8%)
Is there going to be a poll for girls tomorrow?
6(17.6%)


Tomorrow: a poll for girls.
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