Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
ludickid

This one's just for the ladies. Gents, take it outside.

Poll #578309 The Stupidest Poll in the History of LiveJournal, Distaff Edition

Alone?

I'm a lone wolf, baby, a rebel
15(44.1%)
Sometimes, but I do so hate to conform to a stereotype, so I'm saying no
2(5.9%)
I must be accompanied by others, as the trite observation dictates
0(0.0%)
We have to go together, to talk about boys
2(5.9%)
We have to go together, to talk about purses
0(0.0%)
We have to go together, to talk about menses
2(5.9%)
We have to go together, to talk about how we lack upper body strength and the faculty of reason
1(2.9%)
We have to go together, to talk about what a pig you are
1(2.9%)
Again, naturally
2(5.9%)
I am a dude
9(26.5%)

Lounge?

Swanky!
2(5.9%)
You WISH you had this, fellas
3(8.8%)
I'm not sitting on that thing
3(8.8%)
It's a nice option, but really not the social venue you might think
17(50.0%)
Hold on, they have a what now?
9(26.5%)

Bidet?

Continental!
6(18.2%)
Sophisticated!
4(12.1%)
Repulsive!
3(9.1%)
Best senator Delaware ever had!
12(36.4%)
I wash myself with a drowned coyote
8(24.2%)

Unisex?

As a sophisticated woman of the Naughty Aughties, I love it
5(14.7%)
As a person intimately familiar with the gross physical traits of men, I hate it
5(14.7%)
As someone who does not live in a heathen metropolis, I have never encountered it
5(14.7%)
What am I, Ally McBeal?
10(29.4%)
What's this about sex now?
9(26.5%)

Activities?

Shit, shower shave
8(23.5%)
Some tee-hees with the girls and maybe a sissy slap fight
2(5.9%)
The usual: some coke and a three-way lesbian quickie
8(23.5%)
I'm not discussing this with you, internet strange-pig
7(20.6%)
I am answering this question even though it says not to because, as a man, I am entitled to everything
9(26.5%)
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