Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator

Part of the sacred Nurse-Librarian-Schoolteacher fantasy trinity

Hey, happy birthday to tawdryjones! In a big 'salute' (it's pronounced sal-you-tay) to her special diddly, here is a list of librarian-centered pornographic novels I just made up.

Sluts of the South Stacks
I Lost My Cherry in 066 (General Organization & Museology in Iberian Peninsula & Adjacent Islands)
The Silent Moan
Bad-Ass Bookmobile Babes
Lending Out Her Love
Card Catalog of Carnality
Hot 'n' Nasty Information Services Degreeholders
Spank Me, Jessamyn Charity West
AC/DCs of the ALA
Free With Her Favors (First Two Weeks, Five Cents a Day Each Work Day Following)
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