Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
ludickid

Since I'm not going to be around tomorrow...

Poll #599464 Your Friday poll...Thursday!

How sick are you of hearing me talk about the Chicago White Sox?

Very sick
4(9.5%)
Extremely sick
0(0.0%)
I'm actually vomiting right now
6(14.3%)
Both sick and tired
7(16.7%)
GO WHITE SOX! WHOOOOOOOOOO
25(59.5%)

In which of the following wars would you have enjoyed being an active combatant?

The (American) Revolutionary War
1(2.3%)
The (American) Civil War
0(0.0%)
The First World War
0(0.0%)
The Second World War
0(0.0%)
The Korean War
1(2.3%)
The Viet Nam War
0(0.0%)
The Gulf War
0(0.0%)
The War in Iraq
0(0.0%)
The War of 1812 (ha ha, NERD)
0(0.0%)
The French-Indian War
1(2.3%)
The Global War on Terrorism
0(0.0%)
The War Between the Sexes
5(11.6%)
The War of the Worlds
6(14.0%)
The Kree-Skrull War
5(11.6%)
Generals gathered in their masses! Just like witches at black masses!
9(20.9%)

Guns or mayonnaise?

Guns!
14(31.1%)
Mayonnaise!
12(26.7%)
Do I have to choose?
8(17.8%)
A gun dipped in mayonnaise
8(17.8%)
I don't think I understand this question
3(6.7%)

What's your fourth-favorite kind of sex?

Breakup sex
0(0.0%)
Make-up sex
0(0.0%)
Shakeup sex
1(2.3%)
Make-out sex
2(4.5%)
Take-out sex
3(6.8%)
Breakout sex
3(6.8%)
Terror sex
4(9.1%)
Natural disaster sex
4(9.1%)
Running-out-of-paper-towels sex
3(6.8%)
Casual sex
1(2.3%)
Formal sex
3(6.8%)
Hawaiian Shirt Friday sex
4(9.1%)
My sex life is none of your business without you first give me $20
8(18.2%)
I don't like any kind of sex
1(2.3%)
Wait, my FOURTH-favorite?
7(15.9%)

Who would you like to provide the voice of your character in an animated television sit-com series about your life?

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