Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
ludickid

N E PIX NAKID THX!!!!!11!

You're killing American business, each and every one of you.

Poll #605040 Freitag Meinungsbefragung

According to an article in today's Chicago Sun-Times, a new restaurant has opened featuring 'body sushi' -- maki rolls eaten off a half-naked woman's body. What can we conclude from this?

Some people have more money than they know what to do with.
5(9.1%)
America, and probably Japan, is doomed.
1(1.8%)
There's no accounting for taste, especially with assholes.
7(12.7%)
Sushi is delicious.
0(0.0%)
You'll never go broke with a business model that incorporates half-naked women.
11(20.0%)

What is your favorite Nutrition Facts Label item?

Serving size
7(12.7%)
Servings per container
13(23.6%)
Calories
5(9.1%)
Calories from fat
2(3.6%)
Trans fat
4(7.3%)
Cholesterol
1(1.8%)
Sodium
1(1.8%)
Total Carbohydrate
1(1.8%)
Sugars
0(0.0%)
Protein
2(3.6%)
Vitamin A
0(0.0%)
Vitamin C
0(0.0%)
Iron
2(3.6%)
Milk solids
3(5.5%)
This is the worst poll question ever
14(25.5%)

What do you think of the new automotive industry term 'Sport Activity Vehicle'?

It's a clever way of admitting that sports utility vehicles have no utility whatsoever
11(20.0%)
It's okay, I guess, if you consider driving to the mall a sport
16(29.1%)
It's less honest than 'Oversized Wasteful Gas-Guzzling Vehicle', but it's easier to say
16(29.1%)
It doesn't matter, because given imminent energy shortages, it will soon be replaced by the 'Sports Austerity Vehicle'
9(16.4%)
No, YOU suck
3(5.5%)

The character I most identify with on "Deadwood" is:

Seth Bullock, because I am boring
1(1.9%)
Alma Garrett, because I am wealthy, pregnant or addicted to opium
1(1.9%)
Al Swearingen, because I have an unbelievably foul mouth
6(11.3%)
Doc Cochrane, because have post-traumatic stress disorder
1(1.9%)
Trixie, because I learned about business by having sex with people
0(0.0%)
Dan Dority, because I am a fat guy with a violent temper and a hat
5(9.4%)
E.B. Farnum, because I am an ineffectual nebbish
0(0.0%)
Cy Tolliver, because I hate women
0(0.0%)
Calamity Jane Cannary, because I am a drunken bad-ass
7(13.2%)
Sol Star, because I am Jewish
3(5.7%)
Wu, because I enjoy feeding corpses to my pigs
2(3.8%)
Deadwood, because I have never seen the show but I want to pretend like I'm cool
6(11.3%)
I have never seen "Deadwood" and I am so ashamed
4(7.5%)
I have never seen "Deadwood" and go to hell
16(30.2%)
the one that will get you to stop making Friday polls
1(1.9%)

Please wax comically indignant about something you have read in this journal.

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