Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
ludickid

La Hell France

Boy, the AP/Yahoo! special news section on the French unrest is a cornucopia of goofy headline writing.

Nice curfew breeds resentment
NOT SO NICE AFTER ALL! HO HO

Neighbors on Riot Patrol
Riot Patrol! Starring Jack Klugman.

Germans: Riots won't spread
And man, when a German tells you riots won't spread...

Far-Right Leader: Riots Only the Start
Next up: ill-mannered graffiti!

De Villepin attacked for imposing riot law
By rioters!

No mercy in conveyor-belt justice
I never really liked the band No Mercy, so I'm not sure if I'm going to go see Conveyor-Belt Justice.

Pocket-sized weapon with deadliest effect
Mssr., être que un mortel arme dans votre poche? Ou êtes-vous simplement heureux de me voir?
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