Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
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The Name Blame Fame Game

And now, with the baseball season over and the NBA season getting in full swing, it's time for the 2005 edition of BEST BASKETBALL NAMES!

Best Name That Sounds Kinda Like It's Dirty, But Really It Isn't: Cenk Akyol

Best Unconventional Spelling of a Common Given Name: Andray Blatche

Best Last Name That Can Also Be Used to Describe a Burlesque Act: Ruben Boumtje-Boumtje

Oddest Ethnic First-Name/Last-Name Combination: Anwar Ferguson

Name That Looks Most Like a Typo: Kemani Ffriend

Tersest Eastern European Name: Mile Ilic

Strangest Jones: Dahntay Jones

Winner, Latka Gravas Memorial Cup: Nenad Krstic

Now Playing at the Kinshasa Danceteria: DJ Mbenga

Do What Now? Award: Ian Mahinmi

Best Name That Just Seems Completely Made Up In Order to Amuse SportsCenter Anchors: Boniface N'Dong

Best Nickname: Smush Parker

Best Name That Sounds Like It Belongs to a Cute-But-Mentally-Unstable Hippie Girl: Zaza Pachulia

Best Upper-class British Toff Name on a Black Guy from Brooklyn: Sebastian Telfair

Best Porn Star/Wrestler/Country Singer Name: Travis Outlaw

Least Terse Eastern European Name: Nikoloz Tskitishvili

Best Soap Opera Star Name on a 7'3" Man: Peter John Ramos

Name That Sounds Most Like a Song By the Fall: Luther Head

Heir to a Vast German Cookie Fortune: Von Wafer

Winner and Still Champion, All-Time Best NBA Player Name Award: Nene Hilario
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