Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
ludickid

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Poll #610123 Scrutin de vendredi

What is your preferred nickname for Donald Trump?

The Donald
2(4.9%)
Donald Mayonnaise
2(4.9%)
Trumphole
7(17.1%)
The Short-Fingered Vulgarian
8(19.5%)
That Fucking Dick Donald Goddamn Trump
22(53.7%)

What's your favorite cardinal virtue?

prudence
0(0.0%)
temperance
3(7.3%)
fortitude
7(17.1%)
justice
6(14.6%)
faith
0(0.0%)
hope
2(4.9%)
charity
2(4.9%)
I dunno, but I like that Husker Du song "Charity, Chastity, Prudence and Hope"
5(12.2%)
I don't think you know what the cardinal virtues are, you hellbound sinner
2(4.9%)
It's so hard to choose just one, because I love them all to itty bitty pieces
4(9.8%)
I prefer the deadly sins, because they are more fun
7(17.1%)
Wait, I thought his name was Cardinal George
3(7.3%)

Which of my current vast collection of icons do you wish I would get rid of and replace with something else you will detail in comments?

I love each and every one of your icons
4(9.8%)
The guns are pretty boring
16(39.0%)
The cereal mascots fill me with rage
2(4.9%)
The porn stars are extremely repulsive
9(22.0%)
You hardly ever use the beer labels
5(12.2%)
The Soviet athletes make a mockery of global geopolitics
1(2.4%)
I hate the Justice League icons and am voting for you to get rid of them even though I know there's no way in hell you're going to
4(9.8%)

In which of the following shameful activities have you engaged in the last week?

Buying comic books
0(0.0%)
Watching science fiction movies/TV
0(0.0%)
Role-playing
0(0.0%)
Wearing a costume not at Halloween
0(0.0%)
Writing fan fiction
0(0.0%)
Assembling statistical data for a sports team
0(0.0%)
Reading a romance novel
0(0.0%)
Posting on an internet message board
0(0.0%)
Dressing up my dog or cat and taking photographs of it
0(0.0%)
Engaging in idle speculation about the sexual proclivities of a fictional adolescent wizard and his friends
1(2.4%)
Listening to music unknown to at least 75% of the American public
3(7.1%)
Programming a computer in a non-professional capacity
0(0.0%)
Playing a killing-oriented video game
0(0.0%)
Being Canadian
0(0.0%)
I am deeply offended by this poll question
0(0.0%)

Name and briefly describe your most embarrassing relative.

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