Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator

..and the news taketh away.

I swear to Christ, yesterday for about five seconds, there was a front-page Yahoo!/AP news story with the headline New Jersey Teenager Claims She Sees Angels. Naturally this seemed too good to be true, perhaps the lamest news story of all time in fact. But it was a 'video news' story, and when I clicked on it, Yahoo!'s shitty 'media helper' refused to play the clip. And when I reloaded the page, it was gone. Now I can't find any evidence that it ever existed in the first place. I AM NOT INSANE.

Also, why doesn't AllMusic have a listing for M.I.A.? What, did she pee on their grannies or something? WHAT IS HAPPENING IN AMERICA? BY WHICH I MEAN THE INTERNET?
Tags: news

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