Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator

George W. Bush, Warlord of Mars

Hey, how's that mission to Mars coming along? I think it'll be great! We can pay for it with all the money we've made off the Iraq occupation. Just think, this time next year we'll be on Mars, and everything will be deader redder better!

Maybe we'll find Osama bin-Laden up there on Mars. Or whoever mailed all that anthrax. Or the billions of dollars in taxpayer-funded Iraq reconstruction money that's missing.
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