Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
ludickid

And since, again, I won't be here Friday...

Poll #618661 Spin's got funk, Spin's got soul, now we thank him for this poll

Are you eating turkey this Thanksgiving?

Fuck yes, big ol' hawnks of it
36(59.0%)
No, because I am a dirty America-hating traitor like you, Leonard
8(13.1%)
No, because I am a sissy vegetarian, Leonard
5(8.2%)
No, because I am alone and nobody loves me, Leonard
5(8.2%)
No, because I live in some crazy foreign country where we don't celebrate Thanksgiving, Leonard
7(11.5%)

What's your favorite Thanksgiving special?

The Drunk and Weeping Football Announcers Show
7(12.3%)
Claymation Bird Slaughter
7(12.3%)
Li'l' Virussy Presents: Better Comin' Up Than Goin' Down
1(1.8%)
Me and My Big Militia
1(1.8%)
The Turkey That Was Pardoned On Thanksgiving and Went On To Rape and Murder Six Other Turkeys
13(22.8%)
Regis Philbin's Feast...Or Famine?
2(3.5%)
A Mr. T Punchgiving
15(26.3%)
Disney's Wide World of Intellectual Property Litigation
6(10.5%)
Taco Bell Topeka's Thanksgiving Parade
2(3.5%)
Have an Oppressive Holiday Season (with your hosts, Dick Clark and Islam Karimov)
3(5.3%)

What Louises would you like to invite to Thanksgiving dinner?

Louis Armstrong
3(4.9%)
Louis L'Amour
0(0.0%)
Julia Louis-Dreyfus
3(4.9%)
Louis XIV
0(0.0%)
Louis Napoleon
0(0.0%)
Louie Louie
1(1.6%)
Louis Pasteur
4(6.6%)
Louis Vuitton
0(0.0%)
Louis CK
1(1.6%)
St. Louis
0(0.0%)

Which is the best alternate celebration of Thanksgiving?

Ant Banksgiving, the holiday where you hang around with Atmosphere's DJ
7(11.5%)
Billy Blanksgiving, the holiday where you do lots of Taebo
5(8.2%)
Anne Franksgiving, the holiday where you feel really bad for victims of the Holocaust
5(8.2%)
Tom Hanksgiving, the holiday where Rita Wilson nags you to get her more work
2(3.3%)
Kingsbury Manxgiving, the holiday where you listen to obscure alt-rock all day
8(13.1%)
Max Plancksgiving, the holiday where you do theoretical physics for fun
16(26.2%)
Shabba Ranksgiving, the toaster's holiday
9(14.8%)
Tommy Shanksgiving, the holiday where you vote a mentally ill person into the mayor's office
5(8.2%)
Big Yanksgiving, the holiday where you make juvenile comments about a long-defunct men's clothing line
2(3.3%)
Some other thing I will say in comments because you ain't funny.
2(3.3%)

Happy Thanksgiving, friends! Whattya think about that?

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