Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
ludickid

Boy, those were a couple of depressing posts. Have a poll.

Since I'll be on the road most of Friday...

Poll #624265 Thor's Day!

Do you think a cannibal can tell the difference between people of different races by the flavor?

Yes
8(13.1%)
No
16(26.2%)
Maybe
23(37.7%)
This is the most offensive question you've ever posted
4(6.6%)
This question is not so much offensive as it is really stupid
10(16.4%)

Coffee?

No thanks
11(18.0%)
Black
11(18.0%)
Cream
11(18.0%)
Sugar
4(6.6%)
Cream and sugar
10(16.4%)
Mocha
2(3.3%)
Latte
0(0.0%)
Tea, please
6(9.8%)
Heroin
5(8.2%)
Me
1(1.6%)

What foreign languages do you speak or pretend to speak?

French
11(20.4%)
Spanish
6(11.1%)
Italian
0(0.0%)
German
1(1.9%)
Russian
0(0.0%)
Japanese
0(0.0%)
Chinese
0(0.0%)
Arabic
0(0.0%)
Canadian
2(3.7%)
Interlac
1(1.9%)
Klingon
0(0.0%)
Esperanto
0(0.0%)
Latin
1(1.9%)
other (see comments)
1(1.9%)
English is a foreign language to me, you elitist fuck
1(1.9%)

What aspect of the Fat Boys' "Jailhouse Rap" do you find most difficult to believe?

That Prince Markie Dee can't find a pizza place in New York that open at midnight
7(11.7%)
That Prince Markie Dee needs a shotgun to break into an empty restaurant
0(0.0%)
That a closed pizza place is filled with already-made pizzas
5(8.3%)
That Prince Markie Dee would perpetrate an armed break-in just to get pizza but nonetheless eats it off of a plate
3(5.0%)
That Kool Rock Ski describes his stomach as "growling like a hungry fox"
0(0.0%)
That Kool Rock Ski goes to the only Burger King in the world where you get the bill after you get the food
6(10.0%)
That Kool Rock Ski is so unfamiliar with the concept of restaurants that he is shocked at being asked to pay for his purchases
2(3.3%)
That you can go to state prison for refusing to pay for a Whopper
3(5.0%)
That both Prince Markie Dee and Kool Rock Ski are sent to the only prison in America where they still break rocks with a hammer
0(0.0%)
That the song suddenly becomes really sad and poignant at the end
3(5.0%)
That even though these two stuffed their faces with stolen burgers and pizza all day, it was Buff the Human Beat Box who died of congestive heart failure
1(1.7%)
That you have been obsessed with this idiotic novelty song for over 20 years
7(11.7%)
I'm sure I have no idea what you're talking about
7(11.7%)
All aspects of the song are equally absurd
7(11.7%)
Did you know that Mike Nesmith's mom invented liquid paper?
9(15.0%)

Do you think I need professional help? If so, of what sort(s)?

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