That Prince Markie Dee can't find a pizza place in New York that open at midnight
That Prince Markie Dee needs a shotgun to break into an empty restaurant
That a closed pizza place is filled with already-made pizzas
That Prince Markie Dee would perpetrate an armed break-in just to get pizza but nonetheless eats it off of a plate
That Kool Rock Ski describes his stomach as "growling like a hungry fox"
That Kool Rock Ski goes to the only Burger King in the world where you get the bill after you get the food
That Kool Rock Ski is so unfamiliar with the concept of restaurants that he is shocked at being asked to pay for his purchases
That you can go to state prison for refusing to pay for a Whopper
That both Prince Markie Dee and Kool Rock Ski are sent to the only prison in America where they still break rocks with a hammer
That the song suddenly becomes really sad and poignant at the end
That even though these two stuffed their faces with stolen burgers and pizza all day, it was Buff the Human Beat Box who died of congestive heart failure
That you have been obsessed with this idiotic novelty song for over 20 years
I'm sure I have no idea what you're talking about
All aspects of the song are equally absurd
Did you know that Mike Nesmith's mom invented liquid paper?