- How can I lose weight really quickly? Like, say, in a half an hour? Without limb loss?
- That French dame who got a face transplant, it says that her first words were "Thank you". I think she missed out on some better ones.
2. "The mirror. THE MIRROR!"
3. "Aw, I wanted Nicole Kidman's."
4. "I've lost face! HA HA HA HA HA HA"
5. "Wait, I came in here to get a bunion removed."
6. "This is just like that movie Face/Off, except I'm less happy that it's over."
7. "Avoid the noid, everybody! Whoops, there it is! Where's the beef? You know you're a redneck if! Git 'R' done! Don't go there! Who let the dogs out (to eat my face)?"