Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
ludickid

Qix! The Line Game!

- Lileks complains about poor service at McDonald's today. He also complains that they gave the Gnat a Power Rangers toy instead of a "girl's toy". Then he complains that the girl's toys suck. Then he goes out on his front lawn and shakes his fist at passing cars.

- How can I lose weight really quickly? Like, say, in a half an hour? Without limb loss?

- That French dame who got a face transplant, it says that her first words were "Thank you". I think she missed out on some better ones.

1. "AAAAAAAAAGH!"
2. "The mirror. THE MIRROR!"
3. "Aw, I wanted Nicole Kidman's."
4. "I've lost face! HA HA HA HA HA HA"
5. "Wait, I came in here to get a bunion removed."
6. "This is just like that movie Face/Off, except I'm less happy that it's over."
7. "Avoid the noid, everybody! Whoops, there it is! Where's the beef? You know you're a redneck if! Git 'R' done! Don't go there! Who let the dogs out (to eat my face)?"
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