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Do They Know It's Fucking Time?

Poll #630367 Dat Friziday Poll!

What is your preferred term for very short (shorter than 2,000 words) fiction?

Very short fiction
6(10.2%)
Short-short fiction
5(8.5%)
Flash fiction
5(8.5%)
Microfiction/microstories
3(5.1%)
Nanofiction
6(10.2%)
Sudden fiction
1(1.7%)
Postcard fiction
0(0.0%)
All these names are stupid
12(20.3%)
Wait, they have a name for this?
18(30.5%)
As a busy adult, I have no time for fiction
3(5.1%)

What holidays do you celebrate between Dec. 1 and Jan. 5?

Christmas
2(3.4%)
New Year's
3(5.1%)
Kwanzaa
0(0.0%)
Eid el-Fit'r
0(0.0%)
Hannukah
1(1.7%)
Saturnalia
0(0.0%)
Festivus
0(0.0%)
my birthday
0(0.0%)
another holiday I will specify in Comments
0(0.0%)
I celebrate anything that gets me presents
5(8.5%)

Which of my Top Ten Albums of 2005 have you heard?

Andrew Bird, "The Mysterious Production of Eggs"
3(4.9%)
Dälek, "Absence"
0(0.0%)
The Decemberists, "Picaresque"
2(3.3%)
Felt (Slug & Murs), "Felt 2: A Tribute to Lisa Bonet"
0(0.0%)
The Mars Volta, "Frances the Mute"
3(4.9%)
Meshuggah, "Thirty-Three"
0(0.0%)
M.I.A., "Arular"
1(1.6%)
Orthrelm, "OV"
0(0.0%)
Spoon, "Gimme Fiction"
1(1.6%)
Sufjan Stevens, "Come On Feel the Illinoise"
0(0.0%)
I have heard all of these records
1(1.6%)
I have heard none of these records
18(29.5%)
You suck
0(0.0%)
The Village Voice must be really desperate these days
0(0.0%)
I like Billy Joel
0(0.0%)

What is your favorite holiday carol with the a variant on the word 'fuck' added?

"I Saw Mommy Fucking Santa Claus"
8(13.1%)
"God Rest Ye Fucking Gentlemen"
6(9.8%)
"Fuckin' Around the Christmas Tree"
2(3.3%)
"Jingle Bell Fuck"
1(1.6%)
"Fucking Navidad"
1(1.6%)
"All I Want for Christmas is My Fucking Teeth"
5(8.2%)
"Fucking Bells"
3(4.9%)
"We Wish You a Fucking Christmas"
0(0.0%)
"The Twelve Days of Fucking"
5(8.2%)
"Fucking Wonderland"
0(0.0%)
"Fuckface the Snowman"
9(14.8%)
"Have Yourself a Merry Fucking Christmas"
8(13.1%)
"Rudolph the Fucking Reindeer"
5(8.2%)
other
3(4.9%)
You're going to burn in Hell for all eternity
5(8.2%)

And what do YOU want for Christmas, little boy/girl/transgendered person?

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