Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
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Friday! Poll! Madness!

Poll #634971 Polski polski polski!

What is the most irritating product name-change following a wave of bad PR over the previous name?

"Dried plum" replacing "prune"
10(17.5%)
"Sports activity vehicle"/"light truck" replacing "sports utility vehicle"
23(40.4%)
"Vehicle security system" replacing "car alarm"
2(3.5%)
"Snow thrower" replacing "snowblower"
15(26.3%)
Another one I will specify in Comments
7(12.3%)

What's your game, stranger?

Blackjack
5(8.9%)
Roulette
3(5.4%)
Faro
0(0.0%)
Poker
11(19.6%)
Craps
2(3.6%)
Chemin-de-fer
1(1.8%)
Go Fish
4(7.1%)
Stratego
3(5.4%)
Duck Duck Goose
4(7.1%)
Mystery Date
2(3.6%)
Chess
6(10.7%)
Axis & Allies
3(5.4%)
Penny-pitching
1(1.8%)
Shadowrun
3(5.4%)
Cities & Knights of Catan
8(14.3%)

Which commandments have you broken in the last week?

I am the Lord, thy God; thou shalt have no other gods before me.
0(0.0%)
Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord, thy God, in vain.
3(5.2%)
Remember the Sabbath day, to keep it holy.
0(0.0%)
Honor thy father and thy mother, that ye may live long upon the earth.
0(0.0%)
Thou shalt not steal.
0(0.0%)
Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor.
0(0.0%)
Thou shalt make of you no graven images of that which is in heaven above, or earth below, or in the water, nor make ye the worship thereof.
0(0.0%)
Thou shalt not commit adultery.
0(0.0%)
Thou shalt not kill.
0(0.0%)
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife, nor his servants, nor his maid, nor his cattle, nor his animals, nor anything else that is thy neighbor's.
0(0.0%)
I have violated all these commandments in the last week
1(1.7%)
I have violated none of these commandments in the last week
1(1.7%)

What's your feeling about mistletoe?

I like it, because I can force people to kiss me who otherwise would not dream of doing so
6(10.3%)
I like it, because it provides me with an excuse to smooch my honey
7(12.1%)
I love it, because it sounds like "missile toe"
8(13.8%)
I hate it, because it forces me to put my lips on disgusting pigs like you
0(0.0%)
I hate it, because I am allergic to it
0(0.0%)
I hate it, because I am the Norse god Balder
7(12.1%)
I have no opinion one way or another about mistletoe
16(27.6%)
It is the common name for various parasitic plants of the families Santalaceae (in the section of the family formerly separated as Viscaceae) and Loranthaceae
9(15.5%)
I think it's a Hebrew phrase meaning "Congratulations!"
4(6.9%)
Your poll questions get stupider every week
1(1.7%)

In the event that Santa is unwilling or unable to perform his duties, to whom should the responsibility fall?

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