Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
ludickid

I just want to be undisputed master of all the world

And finally, my cultural Year in Review.

BEST PORNOGRAPHIC MOVIES OF THE YEAR
1. Bareback Mountin'
2. Capooty
3. The 20-Year-Old Virgin
4. Syriyoni
5. Good Night and Good Fuck

ALBUMS OF THE YEAR
1. The Decemberists, Hipsteresque
2. Sufjan Stevens, The Story of a Singer/Songwriter Desperately in Search of Something Interesting to Say About Delaware
3. MF Doom feat. Bullwinkle, The Moose and the Mask
4. An'tn'y & the Jahnsons, I'm a Boid Nows
5. Andrew Egg, The Mysterious Production of Chickens

NOVELS OF THE YEAR
1. Haruki Murakami, Murakami on the Best-Seller List
2. Ian McEwan, I Am Not the Guy from Deadwood
3. Zadie Smith, On Booty
4. Curtis Sittenfeld, Oh Boy, Another Novel About the Struggles of Upper-Class White People
5. Philip Roth, So Have I Mentioned I'm Jewish?

THE YEAR'S BEST REALITY SHOWS
1. America's Next Top Model Railroad
2. The Apprentice: Vincent Gallo
3. Trading Spouses: Beat Your New Mommy
4. Survivor XIV: Olympus Mons
5. Breaking Bonaparte

THE YEAR IN SPORT
1. Yankees again fail to win World Series
2. Apparently there was no hockey last year
3. Yankees file official protest against Yankee-free World Series
4. Lance Armstrong's tumor wins Tour de France
5. Yankees look forward to winning 2006 World Series
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