Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
ludickid

* Sniff * It's the last Friday poll of the year!

And no one's even around to take it...

Poll #642566 Friday Final of Oh Five

So, overall, how was your 2005?

It was the best year anyone has had ever in the history of years, Leonard.
5(8.8%)
It was good like hot pizza and beer, Leonard.
12(21.1%)
It was good like cold pizza and diet Coke, Leonard.
7(12.3%)
It was pretty cosi cosa, Leonard.
5(8.8%)
It was as below average as this poll, Leonard.
4(7.0%)
It sucked the barnacles off a garbage scow, Leonard.
10(17.5%)
It represented the absolute nadir of the sum of human history, Leonard.
3(5.3%)
It was a year like any other year, Leonard.
6(10.5%)
It is not for me to decide, but rather my eldritch masters in the dimension of Klorg, Leonard.
4(7.0%)
Please stop writing your name at the end of every sentence.
1(1.8%)

What do you think 2006 will be like?

I think it will be like six hundred orgasms inside a chocolate sundae factory, Leonard.
4(7.0%)
I have a good feeling about 2006, Leonard.
17(29.8%)
Well, at the very least, it will be better than last year, Leonard.
18(31.6%)
One year, another year, what's the fucking difference, Leonard?
2(3.5%)
I think it will be kind of a bummer, Leonard.
0(0.0%)
I think it will be like peed-on doo-doo, Leonard.
0(0.0%)
I hope it will contain naught but agony, despair and the total annihilation of all mankind, Leonard.
3(5.3%)
Like 2005, only one higher, Leonard.
8(14.0%)
What am I, Leonard, some kind of a goddamn psychic?
4(7.0%)
Seriously, man, it's totally annoying to see your name so many times.
1(1.8%)

What is your favorite thing about James Lileks?

How he constantly mentions his kid, but almost never mentions his wife, possibly because she thinks he's an asshole
1(2.0%)
How he uses his daughter to justify all his reactionary, selfish political crankery
0(0.0%)
How he thinks that the culture of the 1970s was so bad that it totally destroyed America even if it wasn't actually made in the 1970s
3(5.9%)
How for some reason he always thinks that terrorists are going to set off a nuke in Seattle
0(0.0%)
How he frequently gets entirely bent out of shape over something that either means nothing or didn't even actually happen
1(2.0%)
How he makes a living making fun of the 1940s and 1950s even though he clearly thinks that era was the peak of human civilization
0(0.0%)
How he spends so much time complaining about Chuck E. Cheese and other crappy minimum-wage chain stores but keeps going to them at least ten times a week
3(5.9%)
How he thinks that New Wave is the only good music made in the last 45 years
2(3.9%)
How he, like almost every right-wing dipshit in America, still can't get over how much he hated hippies
6(11.8%)
How you claim to dislike him so much even though you are clearly obsessed with him and are pretty much exactly like him
7(13.7%)

What do most of your New Years' resolutions revolve around your being?

Fat
7(12.3%)
Lazy
21(36.8%)
Stupid
2(3.5%)
Poor
3(5.3%)
Boring
3(5.3%)
Apathetic
7(12.3%)
Infertile
1(1.8%)
Psychotic
3(5.3%)
Gay
1(1.8%)
All of the above
9(15.8%)

Which of your New Year's resolutions will you break first?

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