Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator

Based on a convo with hipsterdetritus...

...the lame thing about the otherwise-awesome Def Jam Vendetta rap-'n'-wrestling video game series is that instead of just matching up rappers against each other, you have to, at least for a while, play these bland-ass generic characters. And that's too bad, because otherwise, you could settle once and for all some of the great rap feuds, in video game form. Like:

- Zombie Biggie vs. Zombie 2Pac
- "Radio"-era L.L. Cool J vs. "Can-I-Bus?"-era Canibus/"In the House"-era L.L. Cool J vs. deranged conspiracy theory-era Canibus
- KRS-One vs. MC Shan (that would be over in about five seconds)
- 3rd Bass vs. P.W. Botha
- Ol' Dirty Bastard vs. Busta Rhymes: Raving Derelict Battle!
- Dr. Dre vs. Eazy-E
- Eminem vs. Benzino, only this time someone actually cares
- Wack Wigger 4-Way, featuring Vanilla Ice, Brian Austin Green, Marky Mark & Kevin Federline
- Roxanne Shante vs. the Real Roxanne
- Everyone in the world fleeing in terror of Suge Knight
- MC Paul Barman vs. Professor Griff
- Li'l' Kim & Foxy Brown vs. Salt 'n' Pepa in: Dueling Titty Tattoos (and they're all wearing the same outfit, natch)

And so on.
Tags: game, geek, music

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