Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
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On the road tomorrow so you can choke on this today

Poll #646005 Thorpole!

Who would win in a fight?

Count Chocola
17(27.4%)
Frankenberry
20(32.3%)
Booberry
3(4.8%)
Fruit Brute
21(33.9%)
Yummy Mummy
1(1.6%)

Who was the worst president in American history?

James Buchanan
3(4.8%)
George W. Bush
32(50.8%)
Calvin Coolidge
0(0.0%)
Ulysses S. Grant
0(0.0%)
Warren G. Harding
1(1.6%)
Herbert Hoover
2(3.2%)
Andrew Johnson
3(4.8%)
William McKinley
1(1.6%)
Richard M. Nixon
2(3.2%)
Ronald Reagan
7(11.1%)
Some other candidate I will list in comments
2(3.2%)
Funny how all these candidates are Republicans
3(4.8%)
I am not an American and I don't care about this question
2(3.2%)
I am an American and I still don't care about this question
3(4.8%)
You are
2(3.2%)

What illegal drugs have you taken in your wasted life?

Marijuana
8(12.9%)
LSD
0(0.0%)
Cocaine
0(0.0%)
Heroin
0(0.0%)
MDMA
0(0.0%)
Psilocybin
0(0.0%)
Steroids
0(0.0%)
Ketamine
0(0.0%)
GHB
0(0.0%)
Methamphetamine
0(0.0%)
PCP
0(0.0%)
I do not take illegal drugs because I am a clean teen
14(22.6%)
None of your goddamn business
2(3.2%)
Shit, man, I can't even remember
0(0.0%)
Can this LiveJournal poll be used as evidence against me in a court of law?
13(21.0%)

Do you play the lottery?

Yes, regularly
3(4.7%)
Yes, occasionally
18(28.1%)
No, never
26(40.6%)
No, and I would like to say something self-righteous about it in comments
4(6.2%)
No, and yet I keep winning it, according to my e-mail
13(20.3%)

Tell me one of your guilty pleasures -- song, musician, TV show, movie, or written material.

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