Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
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Poll at last, poll at last, thank God amighty, a poll at last

Poll #651526 Poll Lock!

Which of the following conceptual punchline words is the most played out?

monkey
24(41.4%)
robot
2(3.4%)
pirate
18(31.0%)
ninja
10(17.2%)
other (see Comments)
4(6.9%)

What species of celebrity gossip do you find the most appalling?

Information on which celebrities are dating/not dating which other celebrities
3(5.3%)
What celebrities wore to the most recent celebrity celebration
6(10.5%)
Which celebrities are pregnant/not pregnant/trying to get pregnant/adopting a child
7(12.3%)
How much money a celebrity is making off their latest venture
5(8.8%)
What a celebrity thinks of some cultural/political/social issue
7(12.3%)
What causes/diseases is making a celebrity very concerned
1(1.8%)
What celebrities have been charged with which crimes
1(1.8%)
Which mind-altering substances a celebrity is taking or has stopped taking
0(0.0%)
I think all forms of celebrity gossip are equally appalling
19(33.3%)
I love all celebrity gossip and I just can't get enough, yum yum
8(14.0%)

What bygone decade do you believe is due for a cultural revival?

the 1990s
8(14.3%)
the 1980s
1(1.8%)
the 1970s
0(0.0%)
the 1960s
1(1.8%)
the 1950s
1(1.8%)
the 1940s
7(12.5%)
the 1930s
8(14.3%)
the 1920s
12(21.4%)
the 1910s
6(10.7%)
the 1900s
1(1.8%)
the 1890s
7(12.5%)
other (see Comments)
4(7.1%)

If you were trapped on a deserted island, what do you think the experience would most resemble?

"Lost"
0(0.0%)
"Robinson Crusoe"
4(6.9%)
"The Black Stallion"
1(1.7%)
"Lord of the Flies"
10(17.2%)
"The Blue Lagoon"
3(5.2%)
"The Tempest"
2(3.4%)
"Cast Away"
6(10.3%)
one of those Far Side strips
10(17.2%)
"Gilligan's Island"
3(5.2%)
"The Harlem Globetrotters on Gilligan's Island"
10(17.2%)
"The Beach"
0(0.0%)
"Maniac Cop 3: Badge of Silence"
4(6.9%)
"Dead or Alive XTreme Beach Volleyball"
0(0.0%)
"Survivor: Thailand Fuck Hut"
2(3.4%)
other (see Comments)
3(5.2%)

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