Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
ludickid

The best-laid plans of mice-like men

I have a friend whose strategy for getting a boyfriend is to stay at home and hope somebody nice breaks in.

I always liked this strategy; it would work particularly well for me, because of the whole hating-bars thing and the whole destesting-the-idea-of-selling-myself-like-a-candy-bar thing, and the whole crippling-fear-of-rejection thing, and the whole intense-self-loathing thing, and the whole always-being-attracted-to-unattainable-women thing. So I've been following it for some time now.

Then I realized: who's going to break in to my apartment? I don't own anything worth stealing. Damn.
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