Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
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On the Road Friday Means Poll Today! (O.T.R.F.M.P.T.!) [Oaterfimpot!]

Poll #655548 The Poll From Which We Will Learn Nothing, NOTHING

Do you ever use the hot air hand-dryers in public bathrooms?

Yes, because I like the feeling of hot air on my hands
10(18.9%)
Yes, because I think that actually getting your hands dry after washing them is overrated
5(9.4%)
Yes, because I am a smug tree-hugger who thinks wasting electricity is better than wasting paper
4(7.5%)
No, because I am klassy and prefer wiping my hands on my pants
14(26.4%)
No, because I can't figure out how to work that crazy machine
0(0.0%)
No, because shut up
8(15.1%)
Do I do what in the who now?
3(5.7%)
I pay the colored boy to wipe them on his hair
2(3.8%)
I can't believe how racist the previous answer is
0(0.0%)
I use both the paper and the air dryer so as to maximize waste
7(13.2%)

What disease, ailment or condition would you enjoy having?

Rickets
2(3.7%)
Gout
2(3.7%)
Scrofula
0(0.0%)
Beriberi
1(1.9%)
Dengue fever
0(0.0%)
Dropsy
3(5.6%)
Scurvy
3(5.6%)
Scabies
0(0.0%)
Swimmer's itch
3(5.6%)
Fructose malabsorbtion (a.k.a. Whipple's Disease)
1(1.9%)
other (see Comments)
1(1.9%)
I would not ENJOY having any of them, thank you very much
35(64.8%)

Pick a hockey player.

Frantisek Kaberle
0(0.0%)
Petr Kanko
1(1.9%)
Kyle Kettles
2(3.8%)
Jakub Kindl
0(0.0%)
Miikka Kiprusoff
7(13.5%)
Rostislav Klesla
1(1.9%)
Sergey Klyazmine
1(1.9%)
Zenith Komarniski
5(9.6%)
Zenon Konopka
5(9.6%)
Seamus Kotyk
11(21.2%)
Milan Kraft
3(5.8%)
Kamil Kreps
3(5.8%)
Jason Krog
7(13.5%)
Staffan Kronwall
0(0.0%)
Zdenek Kutlak
6(11.5%)

Infinite Crisis, am I right?

Seriously, man, what the fuck, SUPERBOY KICKS A DOG
18(34.0%)
Rules, dude, like that samurai dude totally got bifurcated
1(1.9%)
Why would you put gloves and boots on Chemo?
4(7.5%)
NEEEEEEEERD
16(30.2%)
GEEEEEEEEEK
14(26.4%)

Is there a foreign or regional accent you find s-e-x-x-y? If so, tell me what it is.

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