Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
ludickid

Hello, Friday! I love you! Climb my poll!

Poll #661121 James Freyday Poll!

Given the choice, which of the following depressingly commonplace Google search referrals leading to the Ludic Log would you MOST like to see?

"She-Hulk naked"
9(18.0%)
"Starfire naked"
5(10.0%)
"Rouge the Bat naked"
3(6.0%)
"teeth plaque conspiracy Metallica"
26(52.0%)
I would not like to see any of those, you creep
7(14.0%)

All right, then, who WOULD you like to see naked pictures of on the Ludic Log?

you
3(6.0%)
Elasti-Girl
2(4.0%)
Henry Kissinger
2(4.0%)
Babe Didrikson-Zaharias
2(4.0%)
James Frey
0(0.0%)
Prussian Blue
2(4.0%)
Arthur Fiedler and the Boston Pops Orchestra
2(4.0%)
V.
3(6.0%)
all of the actors who have ever played Dr. Who
7(14.0%)
Oprah Winfrey
1(2.0%)
Rin Tin Tin
6(12.0%)
MODOK
13(26.0%)
Midge Decter
0(0.0%)
Schroeder
4(8.0%)
Nan Talese
3(6.0%)

Given the level of interest in actual democracy they have displayed, what voting innovation would today's G.O.P. most likely embrace?

a "one dollar, one vote" system
17(34.7%)
voting machines that automatically reject any choices that have (D) in front of them
4(8.2%)
a new poll challenge where you have to present at least three different stock certificates in order to vote
11(22.4%)
a ban on news networks other than FOX reporting election results
5(10.2%)
special 'do-over' elections held on the request of incumbents
12(24.5%)

Select your taco options.

Soft shell
0(0.0%)
Hard shell
1(2.0%)
Corn tortilla
0(0.0%)
Flour tortilla
0(0.0%)
Cheese
0(0.0%)
No cheese
0(0.0%)
Beans
0(0.0%)
No beans
0(0.0%)
Meat (beef)
1(2.0%)
Meat (chicken)
0(0.0%)
Meat (fish)
0(0.0%)
No meat
0(0.0%)
Mild sauce
0(0.0%)
Medium sauce
0(0.0%)
Hot sauce
0(0.0%)

What outright fabrication do you look forward to putting in your memoir?

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