Did you watch President Bush's state of the union address?
Yes, I certainly did, Leonard
5(7.7%)
No, but I read a transcript of it later
4(6.2%)
No, because I forgot or was unable to do so
4(6.2%)
No, because I don't care about that bullshit
3(4.6%)
No, because I would rather eat poison than listen to that man talk for an hour
33(50.8%)
Did I do what in the who now?
1(1.5%)
I listened to it on the radio while sipping Moxie and playing par-cheesi
1(1.5%)
I am not an American, and I am starting to become resentful at the USocentric tone of your crappy LiveJournal, salopard
4(6.2%)
I wrote President Bush's state of the union address
0(0.0%)
Thank God the government is finally going to protect us from rogue ThunderCats
10(15.4%)
Are you going to watch the Super Bowl this weekend?
Yes, I certainly am, Leonard
15(23.1%)
Yes, and GO STEELERS
4(6.2%)
Yes, and GO SEAHAWKS
6(9.2%)
No, because I would rather be set on fire than watch a football game
7(10.8%)
No, because I will be busy doing something worthwhile instead
10(15.4%)
No, because I am in solitary confinement
2(3.1%)
The Super Bowl? That's this Sunday?
5(7.7%)
I only watch sporting events ending in "Cup"
2(3.1%)
Only for the commercials
5(7.7%)
That depends on whether any man-animal hybrids are going to be playing in the game
9(13.8%)
What adorable holiday mascots would you like to see join Punxsatawney Phil, the Groundhog's Day Groundhog?
Elm-O, the Arbor Day elm tree
2(3.1%)
Muharram'n Mustafa, the Islamic New Year's limbless orphan boy
0(0.0%)
Cholester Al, the Valentine's Day clogged artery
0(0.0%)
Jimmy O'Helpmey, the St. Patrick's Day derelict
1(1.5%)
QWI82-03-03, the Maundy Thursday microprocessor chip
1(1.5%)
Ka-Blammo, the Mayday anarchist's bomb
2(3.1%)
Yehudi, the Shavuot cheese log
3(4.6%)
Nigel, the Independence Day zombie redcoat
5(7.7%)
Lucky, the happy Ramadan piglet
1(1.5%)
Daisy, the Labor Day voided pension account
3(4.6%)
Torvald, the Lief Eriksson Day polar bear
6(9.2%)
Tootsie, the Veteran's Day foot
1(1.5%)
Giblet, the Thanksgiving Clostridium botulinum bacterium
0(0.0%)
Bill O'Reilly, the Christmas jackass
1(1.5%)
other (see Comments)
1(1.5%)
Who is your favorite German filmmaker?
Werner Herzog
7(11.1%)
Wim Wenders
7(11.1%)
Ranier Werner Fassbinder
1(1.6%)
Fritz Lang
12(19.0%)
Leni Riefenstahl
3(4.8%)
Wolfgang Petersen
1(1.6%)
Max Ophuls
2(3.2%)
F.W. Murnau
2(3.2%)
Percy Adlon
0(0.0%)
Douglas Sirk
2(3.2%)
Margarethe von Trotta
0(0.0%)
Roland Emmerich
0(0.0%)
Uwe Boll
3(4.8%)
like any sane human being, I don't have a favorite German filmmmaker
22(34.9%)
other (see Comments)
1(1.6%)
Recommend to me a television show you think I might enjoy but am not currently watching.
