Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
ludickid

OMG WFT STFU LOL

I forgot to do a poll Friday. Here's one now!

Poll #677343 A poll lost in time, and lost in space

How much spam do you receive in a typical 24-hour period?

none
8(12.1%)
1-10
29(43.9%)
20-99
18(27.3%)
100+
9(13.6%)
I'm a vegetarian
2(3.0%)

Do you own a Swiss Army Knife?

No, I do not
26(39.4%)
Yes, I do
19(28.8%)
Wait, why does Switzerland even have an army if they're neutral?
2(3.0%)
I have a genuine imitation Swiss Army Knife knockoff
9(13.6%)
I prefer the Leatherman
3(4.5%)
I prefer leather men
2(3.0%)
I don't know what a Swiss Army Knife is
0(0.0%)
I have one of those huge-ass survival knives with an eight-man tent in the handle
1(1.5%)
No, but I have a French Army Handkerchief BECAUSE THE FRENCH ARE COWARDS, HA HA
0(0.0%)
The bar for 'worst question ever' just keeps getting raised higher, doesn't it, Leonard?
4(6.1%)

What is/was the best prime-time animated television comedy?

"The Simpsons"
24(35.8%)
"Futurama"
16(23.9%)
"Family Guy"
3(4.5%)
"Home Movies"
5(7.5%)
"The Flintstones"
1(1.5%)
"South Park"
3(4.5%)
"The Critic"
1(1.5%)
"American Dad"
0(0.0%)
"The Tick"
6(9.0%)
"King of the Hill"
1(1.5%)
"Beavis and Butthead"
0(0.0%)
"I Am The Greatest: The Animated Adventures of Muhammed Ali"
0(0.0%)
I can't decide!
4(6.0%)
I don't watch/know/like any of these shows
1(1.5%)
some other show I will mention in Comments
2(3.0%)

Which fictional presidents of the United States would you have voted for?

MacKenzie Allen
0(0.0%)
Josiah Bartlet
6(9.2%)
Merkin Muffley
0(0.0%)
Gary "The Smiler" Callahan
1(1.5%)
Gerald Fitzhugh
0(0.0%)
Johnny Gentle
0(0.0%)
Dewey Haik
0(0.0%)
Kang
5(7.7%)
Lex Luthor
3(4.6%)
Prez Rickard
2(3.1%)
David Palmer
5(7.7%)
Jack Ryan
2(3.1%)
Jack Stanton
0(0.0%)
other (see Comments)
0(0.0%)
this question is far too geeky for me to answer with confidence
12(18.5%)

What fast food/junk food item is your secret shame?

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