Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
ludickid

Tyra Banks=Fool

Tyra Banks, the supermodel who makes other supermodels look like crazy super-scientists or something, has done a lot for mankind. She donated her face for makeup experiments so we could all learn what makeup looks like on Tyra Banks' face; she conquered her own crippling fear of dolphins; she kicked that snobby med student off America's Top Model because she was lording it over everyone with her being "smart" and knowing "multisyllabic words" and her "not believing in God"; and best of all, she was willing to go undercover as a fat lady to break the astonishing story that people treat obese women somewhat differently than they treat thin, well-dressed, beautiful women.

But Tyra is not done serving mankind, oh no. There are mysteries to unravel, enigmas to crack, secrets to unearth. She's not quitting, not by a longshot. Tyra is our own Lawrence of Arabia, our Mata Hari, our Spy in the House of Love, as she goes undercover at a strip club to figure out why men visit them.

"When I found out the majority of business is from males from married homes, I wanted to go inside the minds of the men who frequent these clubs. I wanted to see and hear why they went. And the only way to do that was to go undercover and see for myself."

Not to rain on Tyra's pretty parade, but there is one other way to learn why men go to strip clubs; that would be by asking anyone in the country. I don't want to spoil it for her, but the answer has four letters and rhymes with "it's".
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