Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator

Happy Post-Pancake Wednesday!

Another Fat Tuesday come and gone. Now we have to face the letdown of Really Fat Wednesday, Boy You're Really Packing Them On Thursday and Medically Obese Friday. After that, there's the long weekend of I've GOT To Get In Shape Saturday and Eat Less and Exercise Sunday, with a brief respite on Say You Look Great! Monday, before it all starts again on Oh God I'm So Fucking Fat Tuesday next week.

I could keep this up all day.
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