Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator

I'd like to thank the Academy

Thanks, Asan Akbar, for giving the racists and paranoiacs a big fat piece of ammunition to justify the ludicrous call for internment of Muslims!

Thanks, neo-conservatives, for instantly picking that piece of ammunition and running with it!

Thanks, Richard Perle and the rest of the imperialist maniacs at the AEI, for drafting plans for the wholesale occupation of the middle east, ensuring that if every Arab in the world didn't mistrust and dislike America before, they sure will now!

Thanks, Iraq, for acting like the brutal dictatorship you've been all along, and feeding our government a little more propaganda fodder, like they need it!

Thanks, Donald Rumsfeld, for suddenly giving a shit about the Geneva Convention when it's our boys in trouble, after several months of not giving a fuck about all those guys in Guantanamo!
Tags: politics

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