The fact that even though he probably spend about twenty million dollars on it, it looks like it was done at a public access cable studio
How nobody ever explained the principle of 'show, don't tell' to R. Kelly, so the whole movie is just him showing us something and then singing about what we're seeing
How "Sylvester" keeps yelling at everyone to calm down, when it's him who pulls out a gun and threatens to kill people at the drop of a hat
How R. Kelly's narration inexplicably shifts from first person to third person for no reason, sometimes in the same verse
How the song, when it is finished, will be approximately an hour and a half long, and contains no chord changes or variations of any kind
How the plot makes no sense whatsoever because R. Kelly is clearly making it all up as he goes along
How R. Kelly uses the word "cliffhanger" when he means "surprise" or "mystery"
How sometimes R. Kelly self-censors the foul language, and sometimes he doesn't, with no explanation
How Sylvester is really R. Kelly, but R. Kelly is also in the movie as the narrator, and you can only tell which is which by the color of their shirt
How we're supposed to think the fact that Rufus is a pastor gives his character weight and moral complexity, even though he is having a gay affair and curses like a sailor
How there doesn't seem to be any reason whatsoever for Twan to exist
How, in the commentary, R. Kelly explains what is going on in the movie, as if we couldn't just see it plus listen to the song explaining everything that's happening anyway
How R. Kelly claims that there is going to be a talk show based on "Trapped in the Closet"
I have no idea what you're talking about
Fuck you twice bent-over by an elephant