Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator

What we learned from last week's poll

- By the narrowest of narrow margins (23-22), you think I should indeed craft another poll regarding R. Kelly's "Trapped in the Closet", which I will probably do tomorrow. All those of you who voted 'no', especially if you haven't seen it, I must urge you to do so at once. It really is just the most amazing piece of art. Nearly 20% of you, incidentally, have Twan and Sylvester wondering what that smell is.

- The most popular St. Patrick's Day response was "O'Fuck that McShit", proving that vulgarity and ethnic stereotyping never go out of style. Next up was Guinness, fuck all haters and St. James Gate forever, followed by the awesome one-two punch of corned beef & cabbage and sectarian violence. Understandably, most of you would rather starve to death than drink green beer.

- To the question of whiskey, an overwhelming majority of you said "no thanks", which...I mean, that's just nutty. What's wrong with you people? It's the WATER OF LIFE, you sissy marys! Anyway, of those expressing a preference, the servicable if predictable Jameson product was the clear winner, distantly followed by the fine Tullamore Dew. I strongly encourage you, however, Protestant affiliation or no, to give Black Bush a try, as it is one of life's fine pleasures.

- When asked which Irish nationalist anthem should send pub visitors scuttling for shelter, most of you snidely pointed out that this was a frivolous question for me to ask, given that I am not Irish. To which I respond: I might be! And that's good enough for begorrah. There was no clear winner among those expressing a preference, so I must assume that you all found this question exceedingly fat-headed and would have voted thus if "this is a fat-headed question" were a clickable option.

- I will not be naming a winner in the 'suggest new poll questions' question; instead, I encourage you to stay tuned for this Friday's poll, in which I will actually be using your horrible suggestions. Thank you and God bless.
Tags: trivium

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