Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
ludickid

Only 6 days left at the office, and look how I spend my precious time

This stuff was all thought up a long time ago when people were like totally old and square and stuff. It's time for a change.

PROPOSED NEW NAMES FOR THE DAYS OF THE WEEK
Monday: Sickday
Tuesday: Pizzaday
Wednesday: Humpday
Thursday: Bushday
Friday: Partyday
Saturday: ATVday
Sunday: Godday

PROPOSED NEW NAMES FOR THE MONTHS OF THE YEAR
January: Colduary
February: Shortuary
March: March (or Supportourtroopsuary)
April: SPRING BREAK!
May: Might
June: Summer
July: The Month of America
August: Summer II -- Summer's Revenge
September: Falltember
October: Hallowober
November: Votember
December: Christember
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