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Poll #696998 Friday PEOPLE'S CHOICE Poll!

What is indisputably the best movie musical of all time? (from happinesstogo)

"West Side Story"
12(17.6%)
"Singin' in the Rain"
8(11.8%)
"Fiddler on the Roof"
2(2.9%)
"Camelot"
1(1.5%)
"An American in Paris"
1(1.5%)
"The Sound of Music"
1(1.5%)
"The Wizard of Oz"
4(5.9%)
"Grease"
2(2.9%)
"Chicago"
2(2.9%)
"The Rocky Horror Picture Show"
6(8.8%)
"Moulin Rouge"
0(0.0%)
"Willie Wonka"
2(2.9%)
"Cabaret"
2(2.9%)
other (see Comments)
20(29.4%)
Musicals fucking blow, man
5(7.4%)

What do you fear about getting old? (from mckennl)

excretory control issues
0(0.0%)
sexual dysfunction
0(0.0%)
those damn teenagers
0(0.0%)
misplacing my brain
3(4.4%)
bifocals
0(0.0%)
death, generally
4(5.9%)
being asked if I'd like the senior discount
0(0.0%)
having the AARP on by bozack 24/7
0(0.0%)
the inevitable day when I say that all the music today is just a bunch of noisy crap
2(2.9%)
pattern baldness
2(2.9%)
being called "sir" or "ma'am"
0(0.0%)
people asking me things in a very loud, slow voice
2(2.9%)
becoming my parents
0(0.0%)
basically, I fear everything about getting old
3(4.4%)
I totally embrace elder-person-hood
5(7.4%)

What was the gravest failure of the Third Republic? (from piratehead)

the Dreyfus Affair
2(3.1%)
the Maginot Line
7(10.8%)
unchecked anti-Semitism
6(9.2%)
fractious in-fighting between Republicans and Monarchists
1(1.5%)
an insistence on punitive peace terms with Germany after WWI
20(30.8%)
mishandling of colonial territories
5(7.7%)
the appointment of a mentally ill president
2(3.1%)
the fact that it happened in France
5(7.7%)
letting those Impressionists strut around like they owned the place
6(9.2%)
damn dirty apes
11(16.9%)

Who was your favorite 1980s-era 'scientific' wrestler? (from fidelity_astro)

Ted DiBiase
6(9.1%)
Ricky Steamboat
4(6.1%)
Ric Flair
10(15.2%)
Curt Hennig
3(4.5%)
Greg Gagne
0(0.0%)
Greg Valentine
0(0.0%)
Bret Hart
7(10.6%)
Jake Roberts
1(1.5%)
Rick Rude
2(3.0%)
Shawn Michaels
0(0.0%)
some Japanese asshole
3(4.5%)
some Mexican asshole
5(7.6%)
other (see Comments)
4(6.1%)
me
4(6.1%)
OMG Leonard, don't you know pro wrestling is totally fake?
17(25.8%)

How and why do you hate America? (from slammerkinbabe)

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