Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
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CONFIRM! or DENY!: Music edition

There is, however, always time for the thrilling game show CONFIRM! or DENY!, in which I engage in ridiculously broad overgeneralizations and ask you, the Skullbucketfucking audience, to...

CONFIRM...or DENY: With the exception of Neil Young, no musical performer from the 1960s is worth listening to anymore.

CONFIRM...or DENY: The expiration date for rock bands is seven years. No band's recorded output has lasted longer than seven years and retained an acceptable level of quality.

CONFIRM...or DENY: Greeks are the least rockin' nationality on the face of the earth.

CONFIRM...or DENY: Every single album Daniel Dumile has ever released has been worth owning.

CONFIRM...or DENY: The pop music genre with the closest resemblance to jazz is speed metal. The second-closest is turntablism.

CONFIRM...or DENY: Anyone who has ever said the sentence "I like every kind of music but ________" is, de facto, an asshole.

CONFIRM...or DENY: The default for the period which most people claim as that which produced the 'best' music is the years when they were between 22 and 25 years of age.
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