Our glorious maximum leader, Neal Pollack, has commanded that Tuesday, April 1, 2003 shall be MAKE FUN OF DICK AND LYNNE CHENEY DAY, in protest against the Cheneys' hamhanded attempts to exempt themselves as public figures from satire and use legal intimidation to spook the good people at whitehouse.org. If you have a LiveJournal, a log, a website, or if you happen to run a daily newspaper or radio/television program, please take the opportunity of April Fools' Day to mock the Vice-President and his ridiculous wife.
This is not a joke! Well, I guess actually it is, but do it anyway. As to the rumors that I am both Neal Pollack and Dave Eggers, I can neither confirm nor deny them.