2. That the trend established when Scarlett Johansson won FHM's "Sexiest Woman Alive" poll continues. Many photocaptioners and headline writers used "Scarlett Fever!" in their pieces, leading me to hope that next year singer/DJ Lisa German wins and the headlines will say "German Measles!" Are there any young starlets named "Black"? How about "Ebola"?
3. That Abdul Rahman and Charles Taylor were both taken by the same people to the same place, and that they come for Silvio Berlusconi next.