Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
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Moving on

I'm posting another People's Choice poll today, since I'll be far too busy moving to Minnesota to live with my awesome girlfriend ninafarina and her wonderful daughter to do it tomorrow or over the weekend. So you'll have to take your medicine a day early, so I can take the biggest, best step of my entire goddamn life, okay?

Things we learned from last week's poll include: I was able to bully you into agreeing with me that West Side Story is the best movie musical of all time (runner-up was Singin' in the Rain, followed by 'musicals suck my smelly ass'); more of you fear peeing yourselves than losing your mind or death; shockingly, you considered the Dreyfus Affair the second-least-important failure of the Third Republic (rampaging gorillas outnumbered it by a more than 5-1 margin); Ric Flair was the most popular wrestler named Ric(k), but the majority of you chose to inform me that wrestling is fake; and hoolifan wins the "Why do you hate America?" prize for his response: because I live in it.

And now, another poll featuring your batshit questions.

Poll #701007 People's Choice: Chapter II!

What's your favorite term for a toupee? (from angrycargo)

Wig
9(12.0%)
Rug
43(57.3%)
Piece
13(17.3%)
Toop
7(9.3%)
other (see Comments)
3(4.0%)

Should game theory be considered a science? (from sharpshinyclaws)

Sure, why not
35(46.7%)
Nope, no way
9(12.0%)
Maybe, who knows
6(8.0%)
Should what be who now?
17(22.7%)
This is the worst poll ever
8(10.7%)

Cheese! (from subversivegrrl)

cottage/Neufchatel/cream/chevre
0(0.0%)
Ricotta/mozzarella/paneer/Geitost
1(1.4%)
Brie/Camembert/goat cheese
1(1.4%)
Roquefort/Gorgonzola/Stilton/blue
2(2.7%)
Limburger/Munster/Appenzeller
0(0.0%)
Cheddar/Cheshire/Gloucester
2(2.7%)
Colby/Jack/Co-Jack
1(1.4%)
Gouda/Edam
3(4.1%)
Swiss/Emmental/Gruyère
1(1.4%)
Parmesan/Pecorino/Romano
2(2.7%)
Feta
2(2.7%)
Farmer's
0(0.0%)
cottage
0(0.0%)
Velveeta/American/E-Z Cheese
1(1.4%)
other (see Comments)
5(6.8%)

What Muppet do you think is most likely to kill someone? (from hipsterdetritus)

Animal
5(6.7%)
Fozzie Bear
3(4.0%)
Dr. Bunsen Honeydew
16(21.3%)
Gonzo
1(1.3%)
Miss Piggy
7(9.3%)
Rizzo the Rat
1(1.3%)
Dr. Teeth
5(6.7%)
The Swedish Chef
5(6.7%)
Sam the Eagle
8(10.7%)
Beaker
13(17.3%)
Scooter
2(2.7%)
Statler
0(0.0%)
Waldorf
0(0.0%)
that one guy whose name I forget who throws fish
7(9.3%)
other (see Comments)
2(2.7%)

What cultural artifact (book/TV show/movie/etc.) or creator (band/writer/artist/musician/director/etc.) do you feel guilty about not appreciating? (from elston)

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