Things we learned from last week's poll include: I was able to bully you into agreeing with me that West Side Story is the best movie musical of all time (runner-up was Singin' in the Rain, followed by 'musicals suck my smelly ass'); more of you fear peeing yourselves than losing your mind or death; shockingly, you considered the Dreyfus Affair the second-least-important failure of the Third Republic (rampaging gorillas outnumbered it by a more than 5-1 margin); Ric Flair was the most popular wrestler named Ric(k), but the majority of you chose to inform me that wrestling is fake; and hoolifan wins the "Why do you hate America?" prize for his response: because I live in it.
And now, another poll featuring your batshit questions.
What's your favorite term for a toupee? (from angrycargo)
Should game theory be considered a science? (from sharpshinyclaws)
Cheese! (from subversivegrrl)
What Muppet do you think is most likely to kill someone? (from hipsterdetritus)
What cultural artifact (book/TV show/movie/etc.) or creator (band/writer/artist/musician/director/etc.) do you feel guilty about not appreciating? (from elston)