Man, what is up with this granola from Great Harvest?
How would you feel if you spent half the day reading depressing news stories and dipshit right-wing pundits?
Okay, but what if someone PAID you to do it?
Having already drunk an entire bottle of Robitussin DM, tried on 15 different hats while drinking 15 different shots, watched 12 hours of TV while changing the channel every ten minutes, eaten totally shitty food once a day for a year to determine the worst grocery item in existence, and watched every damn second of the Macy's Thanksgiving parade, and being about to go on a raw food diet for a week, what should my next self-abusive writing project be?
Safari totally blows and I need a more reliable web browser. Recommend one to me. Bonus points for being funny. Triple Kitty Bonus points for actually recommending one that won't suck.