Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
ludickid

Oh, boy, you're going to love this one

Yes, I'm sacrificing the greatest relationshp I have had or ever will have for the sake of a poll that isn't even that funny! I'm just that kind of fruit bat!

Poll #710210 Aaaah, domesticity

Hummus and pita for breakfast is:

delicious!
33(48.5%)
revolting!
6(8.8%)
somewhere between delicious and revolting!
18(26.5%)
not nearly as good as cigars and beer!
7(10.3%)
Uh uh, include me out of this shit, holmes
4(5.9%)

The appropriate number of drinks to have at night is:

none
2(3.0%)
one
9(13.4%)
two
11(16.4%)
four
3(4.5%)
two, but since you make all your drinks doubles, really four
6(9.0%)
more than four
3(4.5%)
sixteen
0(0.0%)
dependent on whether or not it helps you get some
4(6.0%)
impossible to estimate
16(23.9%)
fi...wait, are you using LiveJournal to settle domestic situations?
13(19.4%)

Using LiveJournal to settle domestic situations is:

awesome
0(0.0%)
insane
3(4.4%)
entertaining
5(7.4%)
dangerous
4(5.9%)
okay if it's your girlfriend's idea
2(2.9%)
the whole purpose of LiveJournal
3(4.4%)
something I wish I had the nerve to do
0(0.0%)
something I wish I had the significant other to do
0(0.0%)
depressingly commonplace
3(4.4%)
not as much fun as having sixteen drinks and then doing it
2(2.9%)

You want to buy 28 bottles of liquor to complete your home bar. Your girlfriend thinks that 28 bottles of liquor is, given current budgetary expenses, excessive. You should:

abandon this asinine plan to buy 28 bottles of liquor, because your girlfriend is right
22(31.9%)
tell her that you're the man, damn it, and you'll do what you please, because your girlfriend is wrong
0(0.0%)
seek treatment at Alcoholics Anonymous immediately
3(4.3%)
try and talk her down to a more reasonable 25 bottles
17(24.6%)
keep making her tequila shooters until she'll agree to anything
5(7.2%)
seriously reconsider using LiveJournal to settle your domestic situations
4(5.8%)
contemplate what the combination of heavy drinking and a raw food diet is going to do to your intestinal functions
6(8.7%)
steal a bunch of money and use that to pay for the liquor so it doesn't show up as an expense
3(4.3%)
just steal the liquor
2(2.9%)
hope you have enjoyed your two weeks of cohabitation, because this poll is gonna result in her kicking your ass right out
7(10.1%)

Conceive of a way my reputation could be even worse after posting this poll.

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