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Totally unrelated, but Kinsley today: "Take seething lessons from Charles Krauthammer".

Someday I will post something other than polls, political crankery, and how work is going. Until that time, I hope you have enjoyed today's polls, political crankery, and information about how work is going.

Poll #714392 Musicology

I like Kate Bush far more than is decent for a heterosexual American male. Am I crazy?

No, you are not, because Kate Bush is super total awes
25(44.6%)
No, you are not, because you are a big homo and really, what can we expect?
3(5.4%)
Yes, you are, because Kate Bush is super total blows
8(14.3%)
Yes, you are, because Kate Bush belongs to us gals and you go find your own stinky penis singer
1(1.8%)
I have no opinion on this ridiculous question
19(33.9%)

What band or performer has the most ridiculously amusing song titles?

Carcass
1(1.8%)
Anal Cunt
15(26.8%)
GG Allin
3(5.4%)
Sufjan Stevens
6(10.7%)
Keiji Haino
1(1.8%)
Fear Before the March of Flames
0(0.0%)
Godspeed You Black Emperor!
2(3.6%)
I hate you, you fucking pretentious asshole
0(0.0%)
I need to to provide a list of several song titles by each before I can decide
24(42.9%)
some other band or performer I will mention in Comments
4(7.1%)

What are your favorite things about "American Idol"?

the singing
0(0.0%)
the gamesmanship
0(0.0%)
Simon being bitchy
0(0.0%)
Paula being a drunken ho-bag who loves everyone no matter how bad they suck
0(0.0%)
thinking about how Ryan Seacrest has a huge career even though he doesn't appear to have any talent at anything
0(0.0%)
the clothes
0(0.0%)
the racism
1(1.8%)
the product placement
1(1.8%)
has-been pop stars "mentoring" the contestants
0(0.0%)
how no one even cares about Randy Jackson
0(0.0%)
the cheesy promo videos
1(1.8%)
the voting
0(0.0%)
the way it reminds me of variety shows that last aired 30 years before I was born
0(0.0%)
the fact that I don't watch it
28(50.0%)
some other thing I will mention in Comments
0(0.0%)

What is the most irritating rock-critic word or phrase?

"seminal"
11(19.6%)
"post-rock"
3(5.4%)
"visceral"
2(3.6%)
"authenticity"
4(7.1%)
"eclectic"
1(1.8%)
"triumphant"
0(0.0%)
"alt-"
13(23.2%)
"transgressive"
3(5.4%)
"fiesty" (when used to mean "hot" in describing a young female performer)
2(3.6%)
any reference to "soul"
6(10.7%)
"essential"
1(1.8%)
"vital" (when used to mean "of my generation and not yet deceased")
1(1.8%)
"spiritual" used to describe anything but actual religious music
2(3.6%)
"Hi, I'm Dave Marsh"
2(3.6%)
some other thing I will mention in Comments
5(8.9%)

What is your theme song?

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