Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
ludickid

Hey, it's Friday! Fish Day! Party Night! And Stupid Poll Time!

There were going to be some questions about Cinco de Mayo, but then I remembered that I hate all foreigners.

Poll #723268 This Poll Kills Fascists

Who's your favorite ruthless dictator?

Adolf Hitler
2(4.1%)
Joseph Stalin
7(14.3%)
Benito Mussolini
3(6.1%)
Pol Pot
3(6.1%)
Genghis Khan
6(12.2%)
Augusto Pinochet
4(8.2%)
Kim Il Sung
3(6.1%)
Mohamed Suharto
0(0.0%)
Fidel Castro
5(10.2%)
Saddam Hussein
0(0.0%)
Mohammed Reza Pahlavi
0(0.0%)
George W. Bush, HAW HAW I have a protest puppet that smells like patchouli
2(4.1%)
Mao Zedong
1(2.0%)
I say MAO TSE TUNG, you language fascist, I hate you
3(6.1%)
some other asshole I will mention in Comments
10(20.4%)

What's your favorite Horseman of the Apocalypse

Death
2(4.0%)
War
1(2.0%)
Famine
2(4.0%)
Pestilence
10(20.0%)
Lambada
1(2.0%)
Pizza Not From My Hometown
3(6.0%)
Those Sticky Labels They Put On New CDs and DVDs
8(16.0%)
R. Kelly's "Trapped in the Closet"
9(18.0%)
Not Having Sex
7(14.0%)
Ric Flair
7(14.0%)

What Minnesota curiosities should I visit?

the World's Largest Ball of Twine, in Darwin
1(2.0%)
the T-34 Battle Tank Ride, in Princeton
2(4.0%)
the Judy Garland Museum, in Grand Rapids
0(0.0%)
the woman who has a car festooned with 10,000 wine corks, in Minneapolis
1(2.0%)
the SPAM Museum, in Austin
1(2.0%)
the Wood Tick Races, in Cuyuna
1(2.0%)
National Homemade Pie Day, in Braham
0(0.0%)
the Museum of Questionable Medical Practices, in St. Paul
1(2.0%)
the World's Largest Indoor Cow Collection, in Bernadotte
0(0.0%)
the guy in St. Cloud who dresses up like Superman
0(0.0%)
Wiener Dog Hurdle Races in Wayzata
1(2.0%)
the gas station made of rock in Arco
0(0.0%)
the Poultry Museum, in Pine River
0(0.0%)
the World's Largest Pit, in Duluth
0(0.0%)
some other Minnesota curiosity YOU MAY NOT EVEN KNOW ABOUT, in Comments
0(0.0%)

What food on a stick should be my first sample at this year's State Fair?

chocolate-covered cheese on a stick
5(10.0%)
eggroll on a stick
1(2.0%)
pizza on a stick
2(4.0%)
alligator on a stick
3(6.0%)
pickle on a stick
1(2.0%)
watermelon on a stick
2(4.0%)
Field and Stream (walleye and prime rib on a stick)
7(14.0%)
teriyaki ostrich on a stick
5(10.0%)
taffy pop on a stick
2(4.0%)
fudge puppy on a stick
2(4.0%)
cheese curds on a stick
1(2.0%)
Scotch egg on a stick
5(10.0%)
cheese steak on a stick
2(4.0%)
spaghetti and meatballs on a stick
4(8.0%)
me vomiting at the entire concept on a stick
8(16.0%)

Describe something that is often considered sexy that you find kinda repulsive.

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